Sunday, July 10, 2011

Emergency Telephone Numbers

When -

You are sad, phone John 14
You have sinned, phone Psalms 51
You are facing danger, phone Psalms 91
People have failed you, phone Psalms 27
It feels as though GOD is far from you, phone Hebrews 11
You are alone and scared, , phone Psalms 23
You are worried, phone Matthews 8:19-34
You are hurt and critical, phone 1 Corinthians 5:15-18
You feel like an outcast, phone Romans 8:31-39
You are seeking peace, phone Matthews 11:25-30
If feels as if the world is bigger than GOD, phone Psalms 121
You're praying for yourself, phone Psalms 87
You require courage for a task, phone Joshua 1
Inflation's and investments are hogging your thoughts, phone Mark 10:17-31
You are depressive, phone Psalms 27
You bank account is empty, phone Psalms 37
You lose faith in mankind, phone 1 Corinthians 13
It looks like people are unfriendly, phone John 15
You are losing hope, phone Psalms 126
You feel the world is small compared to you, phone Psalms 19
You want to carry fruit, phone John 15
Paul's secret for happiness, phone Colossians 3:12-17
With big opportunity/discovery, phone Isaiah 55
To get along with other people, phone Romans 12

ALTERNATE NUMBERS

For dealing with fear, call Psalms 47
For security, call Psalms 121:3
For assurance, call Mark 8:35
For reassurance, call Psalms 145:18

ALL THESE NUMBERS MAY BE PHONE DIRECTLY. NO OPERATOR ASSISTANCE IS NECESSARY.
ALL LINES TO HEAVEN ARE AVAILABLE 24 HOURS A DAY.
FEED YOUR FAITH
AND DOUBT WILL BE STARVED TO DEATH


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